Help Wanted Tracks
Sometime around late 2000/early 2001 I was asked to write this piece.
The idea was that I'd compose a lengthy, ongoing track to a rough sequence of events for a short film.
Auton Diaries 2 - The Trial - 2.86mb, Windows Media
No. I can't. I hate this piece. It sucks like a bitch.
Dull, dull, dull!
Sh*t off!
The Battle for Paradise - Distress Signal - 2.86mb, Windows Media
This wasn't used in the Crossovers, I think... naff again.
Not keen on my attempts at this score yet.
Hard Decisions - Uncertain Future - 3.84mb, Windows Media
Yeah, this is nice for a cack synth dabble. Bits of early 80s Radiophonic Workshop in here, followed by a big old Erasure shag. Yeuch. Luckily the multitalented Matthew Kopelke (of BTR fame) and Aron Toman managed to prevent this scene from turning into a late 80s porn-disco ecstasy adventure.
Battle for Paradise - A Lonely City - by 2.29mb, Windows Media
An experimental thing, coupled with Dead Street Chase theme as part of some fantastical imaginary tale of espionage and big breasted transsexual gophers.
This was done for my own 'pleasure'. Never completed.
Generic ambience for... whatever. Bite my ass.
Auton Diaries 2 - Shop Dummy Sequence - 1.23mb, Windows Media
Homage to that shop window smashing sequence with all those walking dummies and Jon Pertwee. As used in Auton Diaries 2.
Enjoy, bitches.
Madhouse - Spooked - 2.47mb, Windows Media
A ghostly synthetic wail signals an eerie cliffhanger in Madhouse.
A bit crude, but I'm quite fond of it.
Experimental - Concrete Flowers of an Urban Jungle - 6.67mb, Windows Media
Drunken nightmare, and one of my most recent dirges. Feel free to chew at your soul for a few days.
Chances are I hate your guts.
Dog News Theme - 0.9mb, Windows Media
My masterpiece. Up yours, Mozart! This will live on for years after my untimely death from substance abuse and sexual depravity. Thank you Kara for giving me the opportunity to do this. (The music, not the boozing and deviance)
Nemesis of Doom - Drunk of Lack of Sleep - 0.8mb, Windows Media
Experimental work, later went on to appear in Nemesis of Doom. Daniel Bedingfield was desperate to collaborate with me on this piece, but I told him to f*** off. He's sh*t. Allegedly.
Experimental - Introduction - 0.8mb, Windows Media
Big drums and a flute thing. If you like that sort of thing, you're more than welcome to it. I have no idea why this was made.
Experimental - It Came from Simpsons Brain - 0.8mb, Windows Media.
A tribute to the very worst of Dudley Simpson's early 70s work on Doctor Who.
May cause damage to your lungs and anus.
Experimental - Lugere - 5.3mb, Windows Media.
Made for an imaginary soap opera featuring homicidal midget butchers, transsexual barmaids, a rentboy messiah and a necrophiliac morgue attendant to be portrayed by Rik Mayall. Three script extracts were written and submitted as the basis of my A-Level Media Studies coursework. Sneer.
Madhouse / Agents of Psyence - A Beautiful Night - 0.9mb, Windows Media.
Now this is posh stuff. More incidentals from Madhouse. I really do like this one. Spooky and ethereal with a hint of mid-90s cheese.
Madhouse - Ghosting - 2.5mb, Windows Media.
More Madhouse incidentals. Stupid title.
Battle for Paradise - Attack of the Meep - 0.7mb, Windows Media.
Some bits written for Heart of the Sun, and unfinished JM&KH production. Nicked from Psycho.
I have no shame.
Trek vs Who - This Is The Story - 1.3mb, Windows Media.
The opening track of Trek Vs. Who part 3. Homage to Paddy Kingsland's work on the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Made use of my cheapo bass and electric guitars here for the full 80s sexathon.
Experimental - Flashback - 1.19mb, Windows Media.
A riff on the Dr Who theme tune for a recap of previous adventures in Aron Toman's "Crossover Adventures" series. A tad on the naff and derivative side, but I'm a hack with little in the way of credibility. Please, give me a hug. Love me. Love me. Love me.
Madhouse - Introduction to the Story - 0.9mb, Windows Media.
Moodsetting piece for this lovely Fineline story.
Introduces themes and sounds that are carried throughout the drama.
These are a few tracks used in the recently finished 'Deconstruction'.
This was the biggy.
And quite a challenge.
Sometime around late 2000/early 2001 I was asked to write this piece.
The idea was that I'd compose a lengthy, ongoing track to a rough sequence of events for a short film.
No. I can't. I hate this piece. It sucks like a bitch.
Dull, dull, dull!
Sh*t off!
This wasn't used in the Crossovers, I think... naff again.
Not keen on my attempts at this score yet.
Yeah, this is nice for a cack synth dabble. Bits of early 80s Radiophonic Workshop in here, followed by a big old Erasure shag. Yeuch. Luckily the multitalented Matthew Kopelke (of BTR fame) and Aron Toman managed to prevent this scene from turning into a late 80s porn-disco ecstasy adventure.
An experimental thing, coupled with Dead Street Chase theme as part of some fantastical imaginary tale of espionage and big breasted transsexual gophers.
This was done for my own 'pleasure'. Never completed.
Generic ambience for... whatever. Bite my ass.
Homage to that shop window smashing sequence with all those walking dummies and Jon Pertwee. As used in Auton Diaries 2.
Enjoy, bitches.
Does what it says on the tin.
Yup.
A ghostly synthetic wail signals an eerie cliffhanger in Madhouse.
A bit crude, but I'm quite fond of it.
Drunken nightmare, and one of my most recent dirges. Feel free to chew at your soul for a few days.
Chances are I hate your guts.
My masterpiece. Up yours, Mozart! This will live on for years after my untimely death from substance abuse and sexual depravity. Thank you Kara for giving me the opportunity to do this. (The music, not the boozing and deviance)
Experimental work, later went on to appear in Nemesis of Doom. Daniel Bedingfield was desperate to collaborate with me on this piece, but I told him to f*** off. He's sh*t. Allegedly.
Big drums and a flute thing. If you like that sort of thing, you're more than welcome to it. I have no idea why this was made.
A tribute to the very worst of Dudley Simpson's early 70s work on Doctor Who.
May cause damage to your lungs and anus.
Made for an imaginary soap opera featuring homicidal midget butchers, transsexual barmaids, a rentboy messiah and a necrophiliac morgue attendant to be portrayed by Rik Mayall. Three script extracts were written and submitted as the basis of my A-Level Media Studies coursework. Sneer.
Now this is posh stuff. More incidentals from Madhouse. I really do like this one. Spooky and ethereal with a hint of mid-90s cheese.
More Madhouse incidentals. Stupid title.
Homage to the general cackness of a certain composer's muzak.
Some bits written for Heart of the Sun, and unfinished JM&KH production. Nicked from Psycho.
I have no shame.
Orbital are crap. Here's my tribute.
As earlier. With added information about Guillemots. So what?
The opening track of Trek Vs. Who part 3. Homage to Paddy Kingsland's work on the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Made use of my cheapo bass and electric guitars here for the full 80s sexathon.
Moodsetting piece for this lovely Fineline story.
Introduces themes and sounds that are carried throughout the drama.
